Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems