Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.