When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche