Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.