Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law