Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.