Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"