New I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

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5 Year Plan Jokes More 5 Year Plan Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Favorite Thing Jokes More Favorite Thing Jokes

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

People Jokes More People Jokes

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone