64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

8 Second Jokes More 8 Second Jokes

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!