64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

8 Second Jokes More 8 Second Jokes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.