64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

8 Second Jokes More 8 Second Jokes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds