Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality