Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.