Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.