What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!