Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

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Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.