How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag