How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

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What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.