How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.