How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

the Martians