What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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Where does a russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.