What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.