Because the censor erased the letter "s".
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
The Inter-nyet.
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
To get to the Otherside!
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
Amazon Prime.
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
Croakaine
Because it ran out of cluck !
The rooster clucks defiance.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
Because it was s knotty pine!
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Strippers don't rig their polls.
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
It will be interred.