Because the censor erased the letter "s".
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THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
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Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
The Inter-nyet.
Ground and federal expresso
Littering.
Because the government cuts corners.
I'll let you know when I find out...
Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!
Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.
A pig tail!
Cottontales
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)
The punchline
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
