What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Why does OP never deliver?

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!