What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.