Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.