How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "