How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

Pregnant Jokes More Pregnant Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

Sick Jokes More Sick Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "