How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

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What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next