How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch