Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.
They prefer fur mats.
Because it's a stereo type
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
A boar constrictor !
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
In piggy banks.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.