What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.