What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

Who drives it?

The officer.