The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
Because he got cold feet.
They don't have the right to bare arms
Take away her rights.
That's the worst book I ever read.
We saw that same joke two days ago
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.