Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's next to England?

A question mark.

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.