Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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Church

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Talking while driving.

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Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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A right a right a right!

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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The 12th floor.

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It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.