Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not