When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom