When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.