When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

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Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!