Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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What key opens a banana?

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Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

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Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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They're all born hoofers!

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"