Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call someone who can't dance?

A white guy.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."