How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you comfort a grammar fanatic?

Their, they're, there

How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip