Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82