Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Previous Random Joke Next

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82