Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees