To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The mycollege.
Fel-osophy
It already has at least hundred degrees
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
Can I have fries with that please?
SUNY
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
None attended the University of Miami.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
YAAAAAAAAALE
Hippocampus!
So they can park in handicap spots.
He's too bright.
University of Brighton
It's already got thousands of degrees.
The University of Minnesoda
At the university.
Cause it's an all mail business.
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
In da-Nile
A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY
Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll
Because he's Autistic.
Even art majors deserve recognition
A Graduated cylinder.
Because they wanted to be smarties.
Pig Latin!
Teabrew.
Baked Yazidi
They join weight witches.
A virgin
They're inbred.
