FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."
Bed
Yo, duh.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
It put a ring on it.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
It needs more space.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Professor: Astronomical.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
They planet.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
At the university.
Pretty good!
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Me: EXACTLY!
He had no body to go with.
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
Live Jasmine
flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
Green Baes
None attended the University of Miami.
Won't get fooled again!
Shredder.
Shredder
