FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."
Bed
Yo, duh.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
It put a ring on it.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
It needs more space.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Professor: Astronomical.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
They planet.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
At the university.
It already has at least hundred degrees
tenish.
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Me: EXACTLY!
Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
Eeeeeeeeeeggs
Being late
A: Yeller.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Canada deserves to be plan eh.
Bison
Psi Phi.
He found a hair in one.