Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world?

King Pong.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)