How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.