What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.