What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.