How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..