How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.