What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.