What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick