Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.