Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.