One has standards.
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Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.
Because they are missing two towers.
Illegal aliens. LOL
One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
The South Will Rise Again
USB.
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
Just 'Cause
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Because only two parties exist for the whole country
USB
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
USA
The second one !
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
Using imperial units.
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
It will just host a telethon.
Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
Because England was discovered before the USA !
9/11
An Army of Juan
He wanted to taco bout his problems
They think, therefore they arrrr
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
By giving each other a taste of their own venison
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Yoghurt has a culture.
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
It's stale, mate."
Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.
Black people can't swim.
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
They lost two towers
Because they are in bread.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
