What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What goes after USA?

USB.

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Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!