Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Because he never left the pub.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
The both came in a little behind
Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
They're both ash-holes.
He fell on his ash.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
He thought it was Coke!
