Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He thought it was Coke!
The snort quack.
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Because he was addicted to Coke.
C's the day !
Cold turkey
Scoli-isis
Toucan
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Diet coke has better advertising.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
They bless the hell out of it.
Lettuce pray.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
They're both ash-holes.
