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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

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What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Sweet Jokes More Sweet Jokes

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher