Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
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Everywhere.
Olive.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
A toasty ghosty
Kick the alter boy in the chin
He was making a scene!
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
