Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Coffee Mug
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Slap her.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Incase he gets a hole in one
Digging for booty.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
Because he fell asleep on duty.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
A Kylo Ren Book
Ten-ants
