What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the difference between the French and toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo