Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid