Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises?

They're not falling for that again.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".