How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

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Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".