How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.