How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".