Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

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He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.