Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!