Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

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Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ?

Coffin and spluttering !

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'