Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.