What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet