What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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