What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

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Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!