What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.