What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!