What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples