What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

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What has 5 eyes?

invisibility

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples