Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people