Because it's easier than running from the law.
Paid off.
He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Because it's probably your bike...
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
My mother-in-law.