Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What room is it?

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When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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Because jail is free.

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A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.